Thanks again to Cassie J. Sneider, wordsmith extraordinare and Aerosmith fan, for inviting me to read my stupid story at her party. Also, Ali B. was hi-shittin’-larious as well too, but hey, I roll with talent, so all in all you shouldn’t be surprised. Also, thanks to those who came, and even those who didn’t but wanted to and told me so. I will shit on your brains through your ears in retaliation for missing out. YOUR WORDS, THEY MEAN NOTHING!
In case you care, later on when I give a shit my lil’ ditty will be up here. Because I realize my genius knows no boundaries and must be shared.