There’s something oddly comforting about Sci-Fi channel original movies. I say this as Grizzly Rage (seriously now?) is on TV and I’m sitting on the couch in the living room. Is it a mutant bear? A cyborg? Is it alien? Nope…just a bear. A bear with a taste for the flesh of 30-somethings playing teenagers! OH NO! EVERYBODY RUN, BUT FIRST STOP TO HAVE SEX WITH THE HOT CHICK! And now the fuck does everyone keep getting lost in the woods or on road trips in these fucking movies? Like there are no maps ever, anywhere.
This shit is genius. Utter genius, I tell you. That James Van Der Beek is starring in one, called Eye Of The Beast, is proof.
New project might be in the works, more on that later. For now, back to work.