A few things;
Yes, there really is a band called Bitchin’ Summer. From Portland, they’re pretty good. Check them out when you get a chance.
Science is racist as hell, apparently. Go figure. All I know is that an absence of light doesn’t create opal voids in the fabric of space, but whatever…
Finally, the power of Facebook is in the hands of the forces of good! Hooray, the light at the end of the darkness is here!