“Drumsticks” by Doomtree
A interesting comment on the story that points out the fucking obvious;
3.7 MPH? Isn’t that slower than walking?
I never understood the point of the Segway. It’s not much faster than walking, and has no weather protection, so it’s not a car/bus replacement. Do the able-bodied need a motorized alternative to walking? And if it’s targeted at the old and infirm, it shouldn’t require you to stand.
Seriously people, if you have something like this I advise you to give up on life already and drive that fucker head-on into a Mac truck.