You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

Superman’s not allowed to drink beer anymore, says DC.

Original artwork;

Latest reprint;

I swear to God this is probably the stupidest thing I’ve read all day.  Never mind that the character…COMIC BOOK CHARACTER…is over 21.  Never mind that it may have been meant to initially be, as multiple sources online have pointed out, root beer.  Nope, Superman can’t drink a beer with his dad.  Not gonna happen, no way in hell our moneymake…I mean the Big Blue Boy Scout…I mean this hero and bastion of purity gonna be caught relaxing with a beer.  Not a whole bottle of whiskey, not a dozen beers, a single bottle of something that may or may not have been a beer.  God I hate people.  And I fucking hate Frank Miller too, while we’re at it.  Because you know this is his and ASBAR‘s fault…check out comic news related to him in the past week.

c/o Lying In The Gutters


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