So the big Hollywood machine is gearing up for a film adaptation of the horrific events surrounding the Kent State shootings of 1970.
Starring Justin Timberlake, Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson. Take a minute to let that settle in.
Timberlake’s not a bad actor actually, considering how he could have totally fucking used his background as a teenage girl panty-moistener to get top-fucking-billing in shitty movies, sort of like what Prince did. Still…Justin Timberlake? Efron is that tanned really buff butch lesbian from High School Musical. He can dance apparently and has very dreamy eyes. You probably know Pattison as the waif-haired fangless vampire (and as a Stoker and Hammer fan I use that word loosely) from the Twilight movie.
Still sinking in? It’s ok.
The girlfriend and I are cleaning the guns for shooting and sharpening the mohawks for scalping. Just an open invitation, no pressure. Let us know…